Brand My Bullet

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Your brand, on my Bullet.

Your ad on my Bullet for 30 days. 8 sticker spots on a Royal Enfield Classic 350, flat price, no auction — pick a panel and it is yours.

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0 of 8 panels taken · 8 still open

Right side

Kerbside. What pedestrians and shopfronts see.

Right side of the bike, with the sticker spots marked

Left side

Traffic side. What other riders and cars see.

Left side of the bike, with the sticker spots marked
Hover a number to see that panel up close. Click it to take the spot.

Every panel $150 to $250, printing and fitting included. Full price list

Who is on the bike

Both sides. Every panel.

Each tile is the actual panel you are buying, cropped straight out of the photo. Tile size tracks how much of the bike the spot covers — the tank is what ends up in every picture, the small ones are what people read at a red light.

The price list

Pick a panel.

One flat price per spot, covering 30 days on the bike. Printing and fitting are on me. Two spots or more, take 15% off — mention it in the notes and I will adjust the invoice.

  • 01

    Fuel Tank — Right

    The hero panel. Every photo of this bike has the tank in it.

    $200

    30 days

  • 02

    Fuel Tank — Left

    Mirror of spot 1, facing traffic. Seen from every car window.

    $200

    30 days

  • 03

    Battery Box — Right

    The rounded panel under the seat. Flat, clean, always at eye level.

    $150

    30 days

  • 04

    Battery Box — Left

    Same panel on the traffic side, same clean surface.

    $150

    30 days

  • 05

    Toolbox — Right

    The triangular side panel. The one people actually walk up to read.

    $150

    30 days

  • 06

    Toolbox — Left

    Mirror of spot 5. Take both and the panel reads from either side.

    $150

    30 days

  • 07

    Rear Mudguard

    What the car behind me reads at every single red light.

    $250

    30 days

  • 08

    Front Mudguard

    Head-on visibility, and the cheapest way onto the bike.

    $250

    30 days

How it works

Three steps, about a week.

  1. Step 1

    Pick your spot

    Click a panel, leave your details. It is held for you for 48 hours while we sort the rest out. Nothing to pay yet.

  2. Step 2

    Send art, get an invoice

    I invoice you the same day. Send an SVG or a high-res PNG and I cut it in weatherproof vinyl at the size for that panel.

  3. Step 3

    It rides for 30 days

    On the bike within three days of payment. You get a photo the day it goes on, and one the day it comes off 30 days later.

What you are buying

A bike that is out, not parked.

1,200 km
ridden every month, past tens of thousands of people
Every photo
of the bike I post carries whatever is on the tank
Parked well
outside cafes, offices and meetups, not in a basement

I am not going to pretend this is performance marketing. There is no click tracking on a sticker. What you get is a physical object out in traffic, seen by tens of thousands of people, on a bike people stop to look at — plus every photo of it I put online for the 30 days.

Questions

The things people ask.

What happens when the 30 days are up?
The sticker comes off and the spot goes back on sale. I message you a week before with first refusal to renew at the same price.
Will it wreck the paint, or the sticker?
It is cast vinyl, not paper. It peels off clean with a bit of heat and leaves no residue. If yours lifts, cracks or fades inside the 30 days, I reprint and refit it for free.
What will you not put on the bike?
Politics, gambling, adult, crypto tokens, and anything that competes directly with a brand already on the bike. If I say no, you get every cent back the same day.
I do not have a print-ready file.
Send whatever you have. If it is only a wordmark, I will set it in a clean typeface and send you a mockup to approve before anything gets printed. No charge for that.
Can I take more than one spot?
Yes, and you should — the two tank panels together read as one brand from both sides. Two or more spots and I knock 15% off the total.
Can I get a refund?
Before the sticker goes on, yes, in full, no questions asked. After it is on the bike, no — but I will swap the artwork once during the 30 days if you have rebranded or changed your mind.
Are those photos the actual bike?
Yes. Both sides, shot as they are. Every close-up on this page is cropped from those same two photos, so the surface you see is the surface you get. You also get a photo of your sticker on the bike the day it goes on.

8 spots still open.

Flat price from $150, 30 days on the road, printing and fitting included.